Some like their flesh in stew
Some argue the taste gets spoiled
Among our users there is still one
Who prefers their children boiled
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@boiled_children
Haha aww ty.
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Unsolicited snek pics are my specialty
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Though I didn't read the post before I read this and I thought these were supposed to be fish poems at first..
No, I'm telling you that I consumed @xvarnah. Since she now lives in my stomach (without paying rent, might I add), I count her as part of me. Let me say though, she was QUITE d e l i c i o u s
@happy_frog Don't know xvarnah's gender, just a guess. @xvarnah Flashlights are a bit hard to swallow or chew, it's easier with people, they can be cut into smaller sizes... So, sorry. No can do.
I identify as a cardboard box filled with memes
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Also: chewing the flashlight would render it useless. Perhaps you can just swim about with your mouth open a few hours a day?
I think I will :) I can't get to the pool until 6pm though...Yes, I'm going swimming for an hour in real life because you told me to. And also because I like swimming.
@mr_pigeonwizard
Funsubstance's Number One Norwegian
He can with many a fowl be found
His bird handling skills are legion
And arguably has the best beard around
@everyone
A community small
Not built wide but tall
A unity in discourse
Together we are a force
To be reckoned with
Enjoyment from our monolith
Of the users from old to new
Yes that does mean you
In our site we are one
In our site we are fun
Substance
@cakelover
Though I've yet to see you bake
I'll share with you your love of cake
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@dr_richard_ew
Ew has worlds inside his head
His dreams take him where giants tread
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@jmmcclain always smiling, so upbeat
I just wish he'd get some sleep
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@jasonmon
It seems the dish he loves the most
Might just comprise of beans on toast
[And I am still judging him for that post]
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That's all I've got for now. I'm half brain dead atm so may hit more people later. Whether with poems or a large stick is still up in the air
Bruh sometime I should go down my list of characters and just tell you the stupid crazy stories and lore I've made up bc it's so insane and I've never had anyone to tell this to in years lol
@jmmcclain I was going to do a longer one but fittingly enough my sleep deprived brain said "nope"
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@dr_richard_ew I'm honestly surprised you and grimreaper have never pow-wowed considering he mentions having a shit ton of lore and making up stories etc
We've talked a bit, but idk if hes ever been interested in it. Idk I try to start with people, they say "yeah, I'll hear ya tomorrow", and then we never talk about it again :/
@happy_frog
Brightens our day with little froggos
Making us forget all of our woes
Happy_frog is the best of friends
Let's hope our time together never ends
:)
She joked away the days,
Turned years of many more,
Bringing joy in many ways,
To those that she adored.
A tale of many with magic power,
The art of many several rooms,
A relationship turns bitter, sour,
Brought the project to it's doom.
A change of name, a brand new face,
But the external problems still persist,
A decision was made to leave this place,
With a heavy heart, she left the list.
From root, to bark, to branch, to crown,
The kind Queen sits, looking down.
Steel my heart, it stabs into me
Chaotic scribbles traverse.
I yell. I scream. Someone please not.. someone defeat me. Uncluttered fidgeting, I speak, your smile squeaks -some rampaging mod - savage_demmigod
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@13579a
Fishy memes and blatant threats
Tragedies I can't escape
Village died a painful death
But the memes are pretty great
Protective of the villagers
Terrified of the pillagers
She tries to stop the barbeque
While I prepare the flesh stew
Some argue the taste gets spoiled
Among our users there is still one
Who prefers their children boiled
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@boiled_children
I maek gud posts
In terms of lieks
I has the mosts
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When fello usrs
Ar feelin sad
I posts ma snek
An maek tem glad
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Unsolicited snek pics are my specialty
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Though I didn't read the post before I read this and I thought these were supposed to be fish poems at first..
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Also: chewing the flashlight would render it useless. Perhaps you can just swim about with your mouth open a few hours a day?
You can find me behind a Gatling gun
I'm pretty quick and can definitely catch ya
Despite being very small of stature
Funsubstance's Number One Norwegian
He can with many a fowl be found
His bird handling skills are legion
And arguably has the best beard around
The long distance is no barrier
One day he shall travel afar
And up and propose and then marry her
A community small
Not built wide but tall
A unity in discourse
Together we are a force
To be reckoned with
Enjoyment from our monolith
Of the users from old to new
Yes that does mean you
In our site we are one
In our site we are fun
Substance
Violets are blue
@dr_richard_ew
Will experiment on you
Though I've yet to see you bake
I'll share with you your love of cake
.
@dr_richard_ew
Ew has worlds inside his head
His dreams take him where giants tread
.
@jmmcclain always smiling, so upbeat
I just wish he'd get some sleep
.
@jasonmon
It seems the dish he loves the most
Might just comprise of beans on toast
[And I am still judging him for that post]
.
That's all I've got for now. I'm half brain dead atm so may hit more people later. Whether with poems or a large stick is still up in the air
I don't really bake
I can make a decent Mars bar slice though
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@dr_richard_ew I'm honestly surprised you and grimreaper have never pow-wowed considering he mentions having a shit ton of lore and making up stories etc
Nothing has been the same
You left the site too soon
@skittles you were a sunset at noon
Brightens our day with little froggos
Making us forget all of our woes
Happy_frog is the best of friends
Let's hope our time together never ends
:)
Turned years of many more,
Bringing joy in many ways,
To those that she adored.
A tale of many with magic power,
The art of many several rooms,
A relationship turns bitter, sour,
Brought the project to it's doom.
A change of name, a brand new face,
But the external problems still persist,
A decision was made to leave this place,
With a heavy heart, she left the list.
From root, to bark, to branch, to crown,
The kind Queen sits, looking down.
@Fell_Equinox
And a fair move, she's withdrawn,
But to see it erased,
It can't be replaced,
You only know it once it's gone.
You’re one of the best
After I read what you write
My eyes need a rest
Sometimes takes a spell
I don't know what he's saying, but...
He says it rather well
Chaotic scribbles traverse.
I yell. I scream. Someone please not.. someone defeat me. Uncluttered fidgeting, I speak, your smile squeaks -some rampaging mod - savage_demmigod
Fishy memes and blatant threats
Tragedies I can't escape
Village died a painful death
But the memes are pretty great
So I’m on here everyday
I can’t rhyme, I can’t sing
But I like this, to eat friend numbers’ fish