And that’s just the thing about mushrooms ????

Never knew that was a thing. Guess you have to avoid a lot of obvious sources-pizzas, pasta sauces and Chinese plates, but are the spores ever an issue?

I once ran through a field and then swelled up like a balloon.

That's scary, but forewarned is forearmed. I guess the bright side is that that mushrooms aren't quite as ubiquitous as something like peanuts.