There is 1 impostor among us

Ah, Link then?

"Link, it is also not"

Hm, Harry Potter?

"The boy who lived, it was not"

Huh, well now I'm all out of ideas

"Ask the lord and find out, you will"

I see, well, better see if Lord Blackadder has any ideas then

"The wrong lord, you have."

Ah, crap, now I'm all out of Lords too

"Look to God, young padawan. Look to God. Ask about the child in the manger. Answer, you shall receive. Amen"