Dammit I snorted.
Here's one in return: two hunters are in the woods when one gets his ass bitten by a venomous snake. The other one calls an emergency service and explains the situation. "Ok sir", says the responding person, "you can save your friend, just suck the poison out of the wound. Good luck". "So what did they say?" asks the first guy. "They said you were gonna die."
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· 3 years ago
I work in tech support now and lemme tell you some people really are this stupid.
Here's one in return: two hunters are in the woods when one gets his ass bitten by a venomous snake. The other one calls an emergency service and explains the situation. "Ok sir", says the responding person, "you can save your friend, just suck the poison out of the wound. Good luck". "So what did they say?" asks the first guy. "They said you were gonna die."