The ACTUAL remedy to touch starvation... like a cat

Idk what happened a minute ago but I tried to link to this and instead it linked something that said "shut your whore mouth." Which admittedly COULD be a remedy to touch starvation, but wasn't the one I had in mind. So this time I'm just uploading it instead. Seems safer (if less amusing) that way

Join a Jiu Jitsu or MMA gym. It's just aggressive hugging and sometimes it's... strangely comforting? Especially if the person you're sparring with knows how to do a technique well, without being too brutal.