A post of epic proportions

the bellend reaches the top of the kneecaps

-inside corners of the eyes typically align with the outside of the nostrils.
-fingers are typically the same length as the palm.
-arm-span (from fingertip to fingertip) is typically equivalent to height.

This may be because of my smallness, but none of this applies to me.

This may be because of my smallness, but none of this applies to me.