There is no escape, I can already feel the bald genes kicking in... It is inevitable

Good news is that baldness comes from your mother. So look at her father or brothers for a better indication than your own father.

I think her dad was also bald. Idk about her brother, he died too young to determine anything

*Shaves head*

*grrrrr* watch out I might have to eat you

Either on their head or... elsewhere