In a universe that doesn't exist

HOW DO I GET TO THIS UNIVERSE?!

HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET TO THIS UNIVERSE ASAP!!!!

I'd be all over that chest!
It's full of rupees, right?

A girl did that to me in 8th grade, first boobs I touched. She was in high school and I later found out she had herpes

I think girls wants to answer a guy like that but too shy to go for it.

In the universe of pornography...