What superhero would you be?

Holy fek
Ok this is going in the books.
But I've tossed around with the idea of a superhero having a completely fake family and identity, so that when they're eventually blackmailed, they're like "ermagherd, my reel family"
Not every hero is perfect...

If you don't have a ring do you really care about the planet?

Apparently someone read Five Chinese Brothers as a kid and only remembers it on a subconscious level.

This is going to be a big bad in my DnD campaign I'm writing.