If you insist :D
I worked a voluntary year at a psychiatry and one of the patients had a heavy psychosis. He had some reoccurring stuff, like that he's friends with satan, that everyone on the ward broke their necks during the night but he healed them, that he could turn invisible (he liked to demonstrate that while standing in front of you in his undies) and that we were raping him. Well and one day he claimed he couldn't breathe properly because we stuffed his nose with noodles. And about the strip part: He used to vomit out his meds into his sink (on purpose) which would then often clog. So a colleague came into his room to unclog it, and he put on his latex gloves. The patient (in undies as usual) saw that, went "well if you insist", turned around, bent over and pulled down his undies :D
side note: Polka Dots cracks me up.
I worked a voluntary year at a psychiatry and one of the patients had a heavy psychosis. He had some reoccurring stuff, like that he's friends with satan, that everyone on the ward broke their necks during the night but he healed them, that he could turn invisible (he liked to demonstrate that while standing in front of you in his undies) and that we were raping him. Well and one day he claimed he couldn't breathe properly because we stuffed his nose with noodles. And about the strip part: He used to vomit out his meds into his sink (on purpose) which would then often clog. So a colleague came into his room to unclog it, and he put on his latex gloves. The patient (in undies as usual) saw that, went "well if you insist", turned around, bent over and pulled down his undies :D
Apparently grandma be slinging bags, lol.
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It do be speaking facts tho.