Someone climbed into my room and slept between my legs

Lot of fleas on him. Ate my other cat's food who also adopted me a year ago btw. Need to powder him and wait till after lockdown to put him down. Just kidding, I'll have to wait to get his vaccines and his nuts cut off. My older cat is usually spoiled so he is in good hands.

My bigger cat's beans are way cooler. When I find him, I will take a pic.

@thatguyyouknow I've published the older cat's beans.

I won't make the pussy magnet joke, its old.

I did once, I don't remember if they published it. It was not the dodo. It was an english show.

Sorry to disappoint you all but I don't really summon them, they rather impose themselves on me. When I buy meat, I usually buy some carcasses (its usually free here) even when I did not have pets. I just leave it for when my neighbours' pets. I think I look cool to them. Maybe those cats kind of saw that and thought finally a sugar daddy.