...Meuf.
There's an expression I sometimes use to describe myself because I'm pale, and it's "plus blanche qu'une merde de crémier" -whiter than a milkman's shit-. I'm not saying it's a nice thing to say if you were to use it 1st degree, but it kinda fits here.
I personally like "Two shades darker than sour cream." Like I'm pale enough that any sort of discoloration will show up, (zits, light bruises, anything that can turn my skin red for any length of time), but not so pale that I can't go outside for more than two minutes.
There's an expression I sometimes use to describe myself because I'm pale, and it's "plus blanche qu'une merde de crémier" -whiter than a milkman's shit-. I'm not saying it's a nice thing to say if you were to use it 1st degree, but it kinda fits here.