Oatmeal is thicc

depends where you look, you can find some porridge

You can find all sorts of things in the comments of pornvids on pornhub so why wouldn't he be looking for a recipe

True story: an English teacher (not mine) who was at my school in Year 7 was seen at a gay club topless by a former pupil there a few years after he (the teacher) had left. They were both equally surprised to find each other there