I mean what am I meant to do

Money cant buy you love lol it can only buy you pleasure.

Let's be scientific here. Their other common denominators are white shirt and a closeness to computers. Since people who have a life without computers aren't here, I think your only chance is to start wearing other shirts.

Easy. Don’t cheat

If you're trying to keep her happy with money alone you don't want a wife, you want a hooker

Why would you have to keep their wives happy?

if you can buy a woman, she isn't worth it, if you earn a woman, she's worth all you have