Hate it when this happens

Your fault for paying $8 for a large, coffee flavored hot milkshake that's 1500 calories.

Must be a regional thing, I only went to Starbucks once and asked for a large coffee in ND, she didn't even correct me and asked what kind of coffee. Thousand yard eye stared at her and said black. I wasn't taken out back and shot but I sure paid too damn much.