"a private item", yeah, that's the part Napoléon would have agreed with.
Now for the real question: do you think anyone has used it as a dildo, or wasn't anybody brave enough?
"Va te faire bifler par Napoléon" might be something I'll use in the future, thanks!
(if you're wondering, bifler = slapping someone in the face with a dick)
Now for the real question: do you think anyone has used it as a dildo, or wasn't anybody brave enough?
(if you're wondering, bifler = slapping someone in the face with a dick)