Joke's on you, I drank "Paris cola" today. That's the real name, with an Eiffel tower on the label.They're also second-degree, don't worry we're not that crazy.
Good thing I don't do either of those, lol.
I shop locally, wouldn't ever use Amazon because Bezos is a psychopath, my phone is Finnish, I drink Kofola (Czech spiced cola, much better than Coke!) and don't currently have a car since it's a liability in a big city – it's difficult to park anywhere and the public transport system is so good a car isn't needed. Oh and Reddit sucks, I don't use it. I mostly go here for my repost fix.
So I guess I'm free to make all the jokes I want! What joke should I make first? Oh, here's one: the American healthcare system. *Badumtss*
I shop locally, wouldn't ever use Amazon because Bezos is a psychopath, my phone is Finnish, I drink Kofola (Czech spiced cola, much better than Coke!) and don't currently have a car since it's a liability in a big city – it's difficult to park anywhere and the public transport system is so good a car isn't needed. Oh and Reddit sucks, I don't use it. I mostly go here for my repost fix.
So I guess I'm free to make all the jokes I want! What joke should I make first? Oh, here's one: the American healthcare system. *Badumtss*