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spookykink58
· 2 years ago
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Should keep that dick in space
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nelson
· 2 years ago
It could only stay up for 11 minutes
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porch_light
· 2 years ago
oof.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
damn I love ya'll.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Okay so it wasn't just me that saw it like that. Thanks; that really does help my sanity.
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deleted
· 2 years ago
When I saw the first pics of his dick rocket I thought "Oh, The Onion at it again, they got him good!". Nope. That guy needs help but he's way up too high in the "Sure boss, great idea!" league to ever get an honest opinion or piece of advice on anything.
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ewqua
· 2 years ago
Well, his wife divorced him because he was cheating on her. So it seems that compensating is a running theme in his personal life...
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iccarus
· 2 years ago
wonder how many girls will name their dildo "blue origin" now
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
better than blue waffle.
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iccarus
· 2 years ago
i need to eat breakfast
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luger
· 2 years ago
You should have a good meal, sausage is a nice source of protein you know
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luger
· 2 years ago
I think we’re missing the bigger picture: are wieners truly this aerodynamic???
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