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tpsquid
· 2 years ago
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this is wholesome in a kind of messed up way
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inspectora
· 2 years ago
While voluntold to be bouncer / bartender at a polish wedding (in Texas), drunk girl demanded more beer and I cut her off, tried to stab me with her shoe (flats). 3 cowboys came by and got beer to share with her. Later tried to punch me for not letting drunk girl get drunker.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I was at a bar in Boston; drunk girl next to me at a counter literally rammed her butt on me and just sorta kept it there, looked at me, said "god you're so sexy".. to which I said "I really wanna, but my mom is right over there". Something similar also happened when I took a cruise to Alaska, but instead of the butt she just kept jumping into my lap. Both those incidents did more for my mental health swifter than any psychiatrist could manage. I was honored. It may seem like we don't notice the little things (men that is), but we do and we appreciate it; it's not also always about sex; the cruise ship lap thing, all I wanted to do was sit there and hug her and stare at the ocean. Alas, we were making port and my mom wanted to go climb a mountain, so I had to go do that; like I'ma let my mom get fuckin lost or fall over on a mountain.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it was Mt. Roberts btw, which is like, right next to Juneau, and I'm not kidding, it goes from sea level to 3,000 ft rapidly. Most take the tram up, but there's also a path that goes up. The tram will screw with your senses way worse (altitude difference), while as the path it'll slow down the pace of it. There's a silly little random cross near the top; and due to the weather, the trees look all mangled at the roots. It's actually really cool.
porch_light
· 2 years ago
one time a few girls drunk on ichor tried to sacrifice me to shoggoth
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inspectora
· 2 years ago
Yeah, that happens.
