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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
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I love this pic, cuz while shaq can barely read, Phil taught him a philosophy that allowed him to literally earn a phd. Yes. Shaq is a doctor. He's also a cop.... a cop that you can share weed with. How fucking amazing is that?
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ewqua
· 2 years ago
Dang I didn't know that about him. Mad respect.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
yeah I would def spend a day with shaq and learn, hear cool stories, then play basketball so I'd have a funny story about the game. "So this one time I played 1 on 1 with Shaq..." has to be one of the coolest opening lines imaginable.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
"and then he dunked on me while i sorta bounced off the ground" lmao that's exactly what would happen
ewqua
· 2 years ago
A magician indeed. Wish I could bounce around like a ball.
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
he's like 55 and he can still dunk like it's nothing; he only needs like 3 inches on the jump and he's even bigger now so he's even more unstoppable lmao... look up what he's done to backboards; he's literally shattered multiple ones.
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
the NBA literally had to redesign their rims specifically because
