The war on Christmas will continue until it's illegal occupation of November ends!

Careful he’s about to do you an adultery

Mrs. Claus isn’t canon. St. Nicholas was an unmarried bishop.

Mrs. Claus has been a legendary figure for over 200 years. This ain't about St. Nic, this is about Santa Claus

maybe she's cool with it.. yOu DoNt KnOw HeR

Mrs. Claus just wants to be tag teamed if you know what I mean.