it gets better as you read on

Double holy? I respect that in some religions you wait until marriage but this is just fucking dumb. Nowhere does it say that it's a sin If you are married, but then again maybe it's a good thing they aren't reproducing.

Double-holy? Can't argue with that logic.

....A raw potato

I showed this to my dad and he was extremely bothered by this. I can hear him around the house yelling "why would you do that!?"

Hes fighting down a boner and eating a raw potato and shes probanly in the bathroom flickin her clit all sorts of ways. What a fuckin awful marriage.

their parents must be devastated, no grandchildren for them to play with

Ya, no. But to each his own...

Um this isn't real

ONION!

??? Seriously ???

Well. Lets see the bible also speaks of sex and is necesarry to reproduce so what you are doing is actually very dumb. And iit dont make you double holy read the bible so you dont go around confusing people.

How do these people find each other

A whole raw potato

yet they always complain that gays cant reproduce