Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s

that's assuming he existed. We still have the tax records; his ass ain't there.

Duh, no wonder he's not in the records, he didn't pay taxes to the authoritarian Romans occupying Judea!
I mean what have they ever given to us? The Aqueduct? Yeah, they did give us that. Sanitation? And the roads, but those go without saying. Irrigation? Medicine? Education? Fair enough. And the wine.
Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?!

Do math in Roman numerals, and you'll curse them for all eternity.

that's what an abaculus is for lol