Looks like some good toast tho

I generally don’t cut my toast. I don’t see much point, but I don’t begrudge those who do. So I’m more in the “toast is toast” camp. Tough to be fair, I seldom if ever see toast or sliced bread in general cut across the loaf so the top and bottom loaf sides of the bread are bifurcated. That one probably would strike me a little odd if I was served toast that way, but I don’t see it changing anything about the toast.

I don't cut, I fold my toast diagonally. Twice.