They're ghouls, not monsters

When I was 19 I was on one of those haunted mansion rides you go on at the state fair, and the girl I was with started giving me a handjob thinking it was all just mannequins around us. Suddenly a guy jumped out wearing a hockey mask and holding a machete and he goes "Waaaauuuuuoooooh holy shit dude" and just walked away shaking his head.

a canadian haunted house