A piece of driftwood on a beach in Washington.

"Piece."

Looks like the sort of wood your mum likes.

Now make a bench.

You must be a tourist. Average at best piece of Washington driftwood you've got there.

Must be on the Olympic Peninsula- thats where all the crazy shit is

Prolly a seqouia redwood from Japan. Prolly radioactive

well, it's kind of sad since its a veeeery old tree and now it's dead

I've been there :D

You are my fucking neighbor i live down the beach...

I was there that's where I go every summer

isn't it weird that this 'washed' up at Washington...

Sounds about right. Heh, once we got a pod of orcas waaay up in our capital, really close to the port of Olympia. That was fun... Dolphins usually come pretty close, and grey whales, but not orcas and not so close

"Driftwood"
"Peice"