I... Found your Tumblr, son

I'm disappointed in myself for how much this made me laugh

I hope my parents never find my tumblr

I live in fear of this

I'm more scared of my mom finding me on here

I'm scared of my family and people I speak to regularly in person finding my online accounts. Not because I hide anything nefarious on them, but because I use a different facade IRL than I do online, and the two mixing is the last thing I want happening.

What's with the blue people and what's a bagde