would you sleep here for one night?

No. *Puts hand on woodys shoulder* Spiders, Spiders everywhere.

Damn. This bed is, like, 60% decorative pillows

It looks like something that would've been nice for Katniss in the hunger games

Who the fuck has time to build this shit?

Fuck no. I'd fall of. Once I fell asleep and woke up in my backyard.

Yup! With a few ropes and tethers of course.

No. A)I'd most likely fall off B) It'd be covered in spiders and other creepy stuff C) it'd probably cold ( like -22° C)

How do u make the bed in the morning?

How are you meant to reach the bedside lamp?

I spot a ladder. Why would I need a ladder? I don't want to try to get up in the morning to realize I'm falling to my death, though it might be a 4 inch jump. I'm not taking that chance.

I'd probably read on it… maybe.

Well that depends. Am I high and currently hallucinating?

Yes

absolutely

no

I would fall of and die

Yes! But, since I roll a lot I would probably fall off

YES YES YESSSSSSSSS

Bitch please. I'd sleep there for a month!! Just gonna need a net over my head

Nope, pretty bed, creepy place

No because of spiders!!!!!

One night? Darling I'd stay in there forever! My bed ain't in some whimsical forest with thick trees and mist! It ain't got that royal friggin bed cover! My bed don't look like the hammock of the gods hon give me the coordinates imma go there now

Yolo