3 Easiest ways to die

Be a fan of Supernatural, or Doctor Who, or Sherlock - you will die daily

I die hourly cuz someone doesn't love me back

Calm your hormones. You're probably ok.

If 1 and 2 are true then I must be a zombie, or a vampire. Hopefully a vampire, I don't get along with zombies.

I'm wondering if all of that ^ was one guest just taking to themselves

am i the only one who sang it?

I am dead.