I love it when a plan comes together

That is fucking genius.

If my boyfriend watches any of the shows I like with me I make sure to play with his hair or scratch his back so he doesn't suffer.

I've watched 2 episodes of Kourtney and Kim Take New York and I can honestly say that it was the shittiest piece of reality tv I've ever seen in my life other than Jersey Shore.

Watching it with my girl right now.. Help