You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, and Cupid, and Donder and Blitzen, but do you recall that they were all fucking eaten by Zeruel, the red dragon born of the Aeon of Fire?
(Every Christmas song needs dragon references now.)
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On it!
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, how heartrending it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen Munmum of blunder and glutton,
Nomming down on all of Santa's cookies and using Mommy's dismembered legs and arms as tooth picks and Santa's detached hands as forks.
You're the worst type of hipster, the fake ones. An actual hipster actually does follow mainstream trends etc, but they/we do it before it is mainstream you twat!
(Every Christmas song needs dragon references now.)
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, how heartrending it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen Munmum of blunder and glutton,
Nomming down on all of Santa's cookies and using Mommy's dismembered legs and arms as tooth picks and Santa's detached hands as forks.