Things to do with an English accent

How did I know you were going to comment on this, Mr. British man?

*British accent* You're a psychic, Ms American woman.

This is actually funny. Have my like. #murica

What are you talking about? An entire navy of people with british accents DID take over america, why do you think it's now run by you guys instead of the people who used to live there?

Actually, up in Canada, many of us find (certain) Southern accents hot as fuck

That is the second stupidest thing I have EVER heard.
...the first stupidest thing being, of course, a Southern accent.

He never called women bitches, he said "Get Bitches" then "Command an army of women" under that. Clearly a british accent is required to own a female canine pet.