I should have invested in a unicycle instead of snow tires

I had no idea they were called "Utahns".
Learn something new every day.

We've had an ice storm much worse than that back in 2009. Missed school for about 2 weeks.

Guy on the unicycle is like "bitch I'm fabulous"

There's been an ice storm here in Toronto too.
Mayor Rob Ford said something along the lines of this on the news: "I strongly advise all citizens to only drive when absolutely necessary"
My little brother: "Why should we listen to the guy who smokes fucking crack cocaine?"

Legit

Us Utahns love living the dangerous life.

Omg! I remember that snowstorm (I live in SLC, Utah) lasted almost 2 days! And my power went out while I was on Funsubstance.

Did anyone see the guy on a unicycle holding an umbrella?