I'm unsociable and I like it!

I always talk to animals. When people sees me doing it they ask " Why are you talking to animals?" and I'm like " Why are you not talking to them ?

Crazy cat ladies unite!

I sometimes hiss when I see people I don't like.

Animals just understand.

Animals are just better in most cases.

Oh, I do that too, good thing I'm not the only one :P