They just wanted to see if they could sprout it, not grow it. The mission was a success.

Mike Myers in Wanye's World bangs his head in a car to Bohemian Rasphody lol

Look at my motivation list. I never claimed they were altruistic.

@grimreaper have you seen the evidence they might have actually been herbivores? I forget the compound, but it was a ratio of the compound, which was how calcium was absorbed and converted into bone, showed closer resemblance to both elephants and sauropod dinosaurs. They were also apparently pretty slow (still could outrun a human). It kind of makes sense... they'd be going around cracking giant nuts. The thing is... that beak would still be absolutely terrifying if you ever managed to piss one off.

That's 69.6 mph if you don't stop. Generally, over 12 hours you'd stop for roughly an hour. I've driven clear across Arizona at 90 mph so I'm not one to judge, I'm just saying... I doubt the were going 69.6 mph steady for 12.5 hours straight; at some point, for an extended point, they were naughty. I don't blame them; speed limits in the US tend to be so retarded they actually cause accidents... and that's before you get into small town speed traps.

Yeah, the girl being bent back was throwing shit at the employee (the big one obviously)... eventually the little one threw a chair and the big one said "fuck this" and just wrecked her.

@changetheworld thank you for covering while I was asleep. That's the video. It's fucking hilarious. Once you realize what is what, it becomes obvious.

yay, terror birds!

yeah... with a beak sharper than an eagles' and a bite force closer to an owl parrot (a Kakapo).. which is right around the bite force of a lion.
A giant dodo would be way chiller.

No. If you have a cut, a poison dart frog will kill you if the poison gets into your bloodstream. It's so toxic even if you don't have a cut it will cause you to become violently ill and some cases still kill you. If you are crazy enough to eat one, you'll also die. It's both venomous and poisonous. There are other examples all over.
Here's an interesting article: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150422-the-worlds-most-poisonous-animal
another... and the first anecdote is fucking hilarious. Fucked up, but hilarious: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/just-touching-this-beautiful-frog-can-be-deadly/2014/02/24/f6f09f8e-8863-11e3-916e-e01534b1e132_story.html?utm_term=.e68883428272

Yeah, but that's Sony and it's animated, they can still use him in the MCU and not mess with anything. He'd also make for a good Starfox <_<... I'm going to laugh my ass off if Starfox ever shows up in a movie... that dude is a creep lol

Yep, lol

If you go 870 miles in 12.5 hours, your doing something naughty....

Forsure, lol, yeah I'll probably catch it this weekend.

California has a budget surplus, but whatever.