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Anti-vax logic... 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Thanks. I found that irksome.
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The 1991 Sears catalog was THE baddest thing to hit my mailbox 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
"Slim, Husky, Teens, Prep". What the fuck.
Customer experience may vary... 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I just said tie it!... LEARN SAFE WORDS.
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Finally, we are getting somewhere 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
No thanks necessary :)
General on tumblr 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Pft... you mean giraffe designer.
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title 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
"Mine were the rest of the classes'... I'm your assistant".
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Yep... 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
...my eyes.
This turtle coming out of hibernation 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Hello, London.
I tried to watch Mortal Engines... I really did... but no. I got about 40 minutes in and just said fuck it.
You can run, but you can't hide 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
With earphones and you aren't fucking around with anyone around you? Not much besides you'll naturally talk louder. Take off the earphones and it's like chatting on speakerphone in a public place but you can put your phone up and talk about people that make you laugh. It can get annoying, especially if you ever ask one of them doing it to, even kindly, stop, ex:
I don't give a fuck what your friend Sarah has to say to me, Karen, I just want to be able to hear when my group is called so I can board this goddamn flight and go back to sleep. I'm sorry if either of you find the fact that I sneezed to be some contagion outbreak. I don't need to hear either of you "like" describe it for the next "like" ten minutes. Then you get them trying to shout over the background noise and the eventually start yelling at each other without either realizing it. Just... ugh.
You can run, but you can't hide 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
At least wait til de-boarding? We don't need to chill around dead bodies in a pressurized cabin for 5 hours.
Anyway... putting that shit on without headphones on a plane doesn't even make sense, how the fuck are you expecting to hear the movie!?
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The art on the floor 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
We're going to the ground and crawling.
So after a week of getting acclimated, here is Mystery. 69 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Oooh... longer hair than I s'pected... I like black cats with longer hair >_>d
Hopefully with hairballs she doesn't insist on doing it on the carpet like my long hair does :/
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Hell no, child can get her butt up or STARVE. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Just leave her there. Why ruin your time going out by having to keep track of this little distracted shit? Don't even buy her groceries... when she asks just say... "well you forgot about us faster than we forgot about you".
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Hell no, child can get her butt up or STARVE. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
There are major cities in Africa. Some on par with with Paris or London. Look up Lagos.
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Hell no, child can get her butt up or STARVE. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Lock the door from the outside.
Doubling down 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Mary, if she did exist and was a virgin (before she got pregnant). Eve... Lilith... Helen of Troy... as for 100% proven historical figures? Hmmm.... Boudica would be interesting.. Cleopatra of course... but if we're going throughout all of human history? Adriana Lima 5 years ago or Raquel Welch while she was filming One Million Years BC.
Maybe Ginger Spice 20 years ago... Monica Bellucci (also bout 20 years ago), and Carmen Electra (pre-Dennis).
Oh... Charlotte McKinney. She's how I imagine a modern day Helen of Troy. Damn. Just DAMN.
This is kind of an unfair question... especially because I'll never know any of them. Who knows, maybe one likes to play dead during sex... that'd suck.
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Finally, we are getting somewhere 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
unlawful good*.
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Finally, we are getting somewhere 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
What's he going to do if his customers die? Gah, death beat me. @grimreaper
What's funny is he's staving you off!
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Clever? 20 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
A "Well-regulated militia" was always intended at the state level, not the federal. Either way, the definition has been warped.. either by the federal government or by individuals.
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Self care 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I never asked to be born.
Customer experience may vary... 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I can't put a finger on it... and my astrologist can no longer read my palm... or at least she claims so.
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Spotted on the i80, West of Altoona. God bless our Farmers 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
And now people in Missouri are surprised they are being flooded and are "surprised".
Bunch of floodwaters upstream? What the fuck did you think was going to happen!?
I feel for those taken by surprise. I don't have much sympathy who is going to remain downstream in a low-lying area near the Missouri or the Mississippi for the next two weeks.
Hopefully the Ohio River doesn't start flooding. The Ohio + the Missouri flooding at the same time... that's going to be biblical for parts of the Mississippi.
NOTE: I'm not ranting on the people in Nebraska actually suffering; the weather changed so fast they couldn't have for-seen this to this extreme. It's everyone 100+ miles downstream.
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Dat cat though 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Allo there Goose.
They used real Space X facility props for Iron Man 2 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I always thought this was at Space Center Houston. I've been in a building that looked damn near the exact same. They were working on Dragon capsules, Orion capsules, humanoid robots, drones, rovers, and fuelselages. It was awesome. You'd pass through a glass window that would be at the top so you could look down on the floor. In this picture it would be kinda like what is in the top right.
Side note: It's amazing how "messy" some of the computer stations were.
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Adjoining earsplitting Echidna 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The pledge is optional. I don't say the "under god" part... that part goes against half of what this country was founded upon.