AKA Immortal Tempo

funkmasterrex


— AKA Immortal Tempo Report User
What really happened at King's Landing 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
*taps helmet*
This rainbow python's scales 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That's a white-lipped python. There is no such thing as a Rainbow Python, although there is a Rainbow Boa. They're awesome as well :)
The cat, the myth, the legend. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
;_;
1
Efficiency 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That's actually done so customers don't get set in specific shopping patterns, as while looking for something customers will usually notice something they hadn't thought of to buy and also buy that item. Sneaky bastards. Also, the job for actually designing the switched up layout pays over $100k/year where I live. The lady that does it lives in my neighborhood. She goes to all the community events. Everyone hates her.
Efficiency 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I don't write a list, I just wing it.
The Future is Now. Old Man 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Just don't run while scissoring.
First I thought it was Viserys 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side...
1
Got fans 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings... Look upon my works ye' mighty and despair, nothing beside remains.
Got fans 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Full Measure.
Alabama 100 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That's Nelly in drag.
Give me a break 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
IT'S A TRAP!
1
title 29 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
What's wrong with circle jerks? <_< Asking for a few friends. >________>
· Edited 4 years ago
Steve Irwin would approve 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
water pancake... lmao
How to delete? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I'm betting this is in the south.
The *best* thing for a broken arm 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I wouldn't mind more Rocket memes, but I'll settle for Thanos memes.
Plus like.... what he did and how he did it. It sticks with people.
Even if you knew it was coming in the movie, it still was jaw-dropping... like "REALLY?!" And then Marvel being like... "yes".
· Edited 4 years ago
They just put these up at my school 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That story perfectly summarizes the US public school system.
2
They just put these up at my school 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I memba.
1
Found what appears to be a coin from ancient Rome in my backyard 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I thought it was an oreo.
#ProCookingTips 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
uncooked kale I'm fine with, but like @thekaylapup said, salad.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
or Vodka and Red Bull. That'll fuck you up and then you'll probably fuck something up.
1
Prison cell in Denmark’s new maximum security prison 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
.....because we're a bunch of dicks.
3
Here's a better picture of me :) 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
babyface killa
2
Got ya 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I could have sworn it was Christmas.
I love it when the homepage answers its own question 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Nah, a perfect world is one where nobody has to do something for a living they don't want to do, robots do it. You can if you want, but if you don't want to, robots. Then you can spend the rest of the time making art, learning, perhaps making mathematical breakthroughs, exploring, getting like... really really high... etc.
Not having to work doesn't mean one is doing nothing.
I don't work. I don't have to. I have enough money not to have to work. Do I do nothing? Do I lay around like a vegetable? Sometimes, but not all the time. I do what I WANT, because I'm not obligated to do anything.... except... renew my driver's license I guess. Gotta do that Monday.
As a perfect world will never exist though, this is all moot.
2 · Edited 4 years ago