I try to convert them.
I have an 85% success rate.

I think I just went cross-eye'd.

This is a real flag. I had to look it up because I thought it was so hilariously fucked up it had to be satire. It's not. It's a joke, kind-of, but it's sooo fucking fucked up. Leave it too the fucking french... pour l'amour de merde

And she only steals diamonds. They call her "Lucy".

These symbols are constructed and arranged in a manner that pleases me... as does my ability to construct and arrange symbols that allow me to express my pleasure and perhaps share it.

Ooof

I shit you not, two days ago I had a dream where I was suckered into a cult with the promise of a free day at six flags... upon escape attempts I always found myself climbing a wooden roller coaster and every single time (this happened 4-5 times) I was greeted at the top of the first hill of the roller coaster by a friend I had a crush on in HS. She killed herself a few years ago. After going back to that crazy puppet dungeon theatre I came back with a video and showed it too her on top of the hill on the roller coaster. She commented on how fucking bananas it was and then we made love. We then just kinda flew off and I woke up and it was over.
I miss her.

The fact that Thomas the fucking Train is the bottom part is not lost on me. I mean, they DID uses trains to ferry people to Auschwitz... and they had numbers.

One of my good friend's sister has a doggo like this. She is a hoe, can confirm.
In all seriousness, she's a bitch, she damn near left my good friend homeless and put my own college selections in a bind. None of it worked out and that's how I wound up at St. Johns. Obviously that didn't turn out well.

It's like lighting a roman candle and then looking directly at it while wondering why it hasn't gone off yet.

Calm down Queen Helsing.

Acon ft. Kim Jong Il - "I'm so wronry"

Good, at least you're keeping her psychopathy in check.