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This changes everything 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
Oh, and that's the most bio-diverse landmass on the planet. Nearly all of our drugs were derived or synthesized from fungi or plants. Killing off, literally tens of thousands of species that could have potential medical breakthroughs isn't exactly the smart course either.
It's also being done to run indigenous people off sanctioned land. It's kind of like dropping a MOAB on a native american reservation because they are in the way, never mind the government gave them the land.
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Wrong pause time 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
I'd suck dick for the power of the heart shaped herb... but this is when he's being stripped of it, so gtfo.
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This changes everything 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
acreage is up 84% and all these fires are intentionally lit.. never mind the fact dudeman is refusing aid because of a wife joke he made himself and then demanded an apology for. Dude. No. Fuck that shit. You never read the article I linked, did you?
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Freddie 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
Am I trippin or are there 4 cats?
Larry tells it like it is 44 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
Newsflash.... there's a point if you go back with anyone where that happens. Show me an ancestor from 25,000 years ago and I'll retract that. Cultures adapt, just like people.
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That spider has a pet frog 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
or guard frogs. I like guard frogs so much more, as frog rhymes with dog.
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Sometimes frogs are brown 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
I iz nu awrein!
We won 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 weeks ago
No you haven't. This is a loss for everyone. It's MAD I tell you! MAD!
Post a title 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
I have his plug. He has no say.
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Nailed it 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
Present a box.
Post a title 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
I swear I'll turn you off HAL.
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Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
@famousone I'm quite alright physically. I'm having a party between my ears though. Don't worry about the party; I'm also a decent bouncer.
Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
oof I member'd two:
My temp is 96 degrees.
rIGhT aNgLeS
Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
Apparently I'm tan(x).
Ugh fuck I had like 5 more but I took a shower and I forgot em all.
I had a whole thing about pyramids. :/ Ughhhhhh
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Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
Alexandria is in flames and I'm not that kind of retardant.
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Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
@guest_ My bad for pegging you with that book.... I need some help though
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Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
I don't know exactly how a tax on tampons turned into that rant. I'm sorry about the rant but I'm not sorry about my accuracy.
Tampons in Germany have a 19% VAT (Value Added Tax) while books only have a 7% VAT. So 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
That's a tariff and it's the exact same in the US... the "not noticing" is because we have fucking retarded larddurds that don't notice it but find a church on Sunday and claim it's the gays (insert what the actual fuck in place of "the gays" there).
You'd call me crazy if I told you I could get sheep too herd people. You'd be wrong.
Step 1: Survive arrival in the bible belt. (Those tats aren't going to help_
Step 2: Find a church. This part isn't hard. There is one every 20 miles.... they are basically community centers.
Step 3: Shout fire and brimstone and ask for offerings while claiming that a pilgrimage is a great idea (it is 3x over, just wait).
Step 4: find a bigger church.
Step 5: repeat 2-5 until.....
Step 6: You get a TV channel.
Step 7: All that shit but with a TV channel.
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Yo les noobs 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
No one? Really? I said it.
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New York building after a pressure wash 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
It's crazier than that. Manhattan is on a fucking gigantic solid rock. The rest? not so much. It's like the largest buoyancy pillars ever... but with that comes a very specific rigid vertical allocation.
Wanna sip of my drink? >_>/
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Barney Stinson: True Story(with a wine glass and a head tilt) 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
If I remember, das coooooo... I am not likely to remember.
Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
I'll keep that in mind. Dude will get Lawrence Taylor'd should my radar ping ping
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Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
Now that's a triangle joke.
Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 weeks ago
Oooohhhh fuckin shit I love everything about this.