AKA Immortal Tempo

funkmasterrex


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This is the true gamer Ideology, you may not like it 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
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"Apply water directly to the burned area." 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
kisssttthhh
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Finally got it my favorite one! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
You must be new if you don't know I know that.
Curse these entitlement schemes 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I dunno who that is, but we are the Jetsons.
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Finally got it my favorite one! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
due to the "me' and the "-Galileo" it isn't. It should be "..." after the frightening and then "-me"
I mean, think about it... he'd never say it like the way the shirt says it.
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The Germans are big on descriptive words 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
......
SLAP DAT AZZ.
"Apply water directly to the burned area." 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
i bow further.
Make Romania great again! Oh, wait 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I shit on our future.
Oops, forgot the y.
*hands you the y
>___________>
"Apply water directly to the burned area." 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It was well done; I bow with respect.
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Make Romania great again! Oh, wait 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
@cryoenthusiast because driving is FUN. <_<
"Apply water directly to the burned area." 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I shit you not when I saw the beginning of the first paragraph I thought "salty"... and your fucking last word on your second paragraph is "salty". That is fucking beautiful.
It was probably the "tastes" part that sparked it.
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The Germans are big on descriptive words 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
SLAP DAT AZZ
The honorable member 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I fucking love this.
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The honorable member 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
And I'm gonna be HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH as a kite by then....
Why were they even a thing back in the 90's? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
This is what happens when you stickidy stick the suck but your luck sucks and you can't sticky the sickidy giggidy.
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Froggo Fren #31/Spooktober Day 10 - Brrrraaaiiinnnsss! 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
big brains ass
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Make Romania great again! Oh, wait 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Doesn't matter, they'll just wake up my NWA teen years.
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Deep sleep 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I'm not 32 yet, but otherwise yes.
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Up ur mothers ass 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Up your ass isn't even a good idea. All it takes is a sneeze or a cough.
This wasn't covered in the syllabus. 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
^---that.
There's an orange dude that is going to go down while showing in real time how this works. It's going to be fucking epic.
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This wasn't covered in the syllabus. 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
You'd be held in contempt.
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Froggo Fren #31/Spooktober Day 10 - Brrrraaaiiinnnsss! 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
it looks like if you combined a dick and nuts with a jellyfish.
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