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Life hack 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
....but like... why not just poor out some of the gatorade and then just add the vodka? At least you get gatorade flavors \>_>/
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You've been warned 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
When Bojack says you did some sketch shit, you did some sketch shit.
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What you looking at? 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
yOu WaNnA gO?
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Mood 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Baby Yoda.
Ah. Titles are hard. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I never knew I needed an answer to that belly flop question. I also need to know how early it can be achieved before terminal velocity... and I'd also like to see if there is a way to survive at terminal velocity (like... torpedoing yourself).
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Facts 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Tesla launches their take on the soccer ball 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That's a tesseract.
Life hack 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I think you both mean wino on a train.
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Mom, pick me up. I am scared 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
HOW ABOUT NOOOOOOOOOO Ya crazy dutch bastard.
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Nice Spiderman cup 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Spider-Man is a fan of the Texas Longhorns; the sport doesn't matter, he's a fan.
Wait what 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
"idk I think it's yogurt or something".
Took me a while to get this shot, what do you guys think? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I like squirrels, but I love lamp.
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And we don't deserve them! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
One of my HS friends had a black lab that would try to fuck my leg whenever I was around. He'd try and latch onto my arm with his mouth (always gently) and then just... air thrust himself in my general direction. It was really weird. It got to the point where I couldn't pass the blunt without him trying to fuck me so he'd have to put him in his bedroom whenever we chilled at his house.
Drawing this kept me busy for months. Hope you all enjoy it 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Please, we don't need another fucking reich; let the robot into art school.
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This map of an eagle's migration over 20 years 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Zoom zoom but avoiding the empty quarter yo'
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This map of an eagle's migration over 20 years 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Yes, although it was way more expensive.
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Beholders are weird, man 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
SIMBA... REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. REEEEMMMEEEEMBER
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I bet it only opens if you use a credit card 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I'd go with manual if I owned a car I liked to zoom zoom with... but for now I'm just gonna be cruisin' in my camry boat and not worry about that. Ever since they changed the liquor laws in my county (about 4 months ago), I haven't driven further than 5 miles from my house. The only time I need to get on the highway is when I need to get to the movie theater, and I make sure I'm not the one driving when I go to the movies. There's a theater closer, but the owners refuse to invest in upgrading it and insist on providing a niche market for indian films, which constantly take up half their screens... that place was the spot until they bought it and ran it into the ground (that has nothing to do with the bollywood movies, just maintenance). I mean, I get it, that niche market works, as this area as an abnormally large population of transplants from India.
Me too 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Congrats, you live in ketchup bizarro-world. <_<
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Me too 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's not fucking complicated, the restaurants go through ketchup faster.
Poor triss merigold 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
>_> <_< >_>......
And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn twenty five
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year, we won't be coming back
No more hanging out 'cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now 'cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in June
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon
And there was me and you
And then we got real cool
Stay at home talking on the telephone with me
We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared
Laughing at ourselves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels
As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends forever
Quite rare indeed 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Can I take a pressure suit with me if I time travel back say.... 70 million years? >_>... cuz if I can, time machine; dinosaurs are my soul-mate and their DNA is going to net me much more than a paltry $70 mil. I'm not even going to bring back rex DNA. I'm going to bring back some rando missing-link bird thing that was just too small to ever be fossilized.
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#ban tuna milkshakes 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Steve is fucking fed up.
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This is me at work today 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I need like, 3 hours of decompression time, at least... and possibly drugs.
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