I have great drunk balance, okay. It took years of practice. #AcupunctureForNewGuinea

Aye.

Some of them want to be abused.

Older women are great. They enjoy your youth, you enjoy their experience. It's a win-win. Pro-tip, if you have a large airport near you, the hotel bars around those airports are a good spot to find older women who you have a shot with. There are usually career-focused business women there that may not actively be looking to hook up, but would be open to the possibility... and they have a room... in the building. Even if you don't hook up with one, you might get some good life/business advice, so it's really a no-loss scenario... unless you're really creepy.

Gah, exactly what I was gonna say.

For sure lol. It was always a trip finding chopped up rubber bands in Cleo's poop <_<

It's not years, but they can go for a very long time. They take 10 second power naps.
An Alpine Swift holds the record for longest single flight, at around 200 days.
Oh, they also sleep half-brained, like dolphins do.

Well... it's Hallmark, they can't do it like the Discovery Channel, they have to set their own channel apart; different target audiences.

You could have told me this was 1984 and I'd believe you.

....jerk... very poor choice of words... or brilliant, it all goes hand in hand.

snowmobiles leave track marks and would spit snow everywhere.

make sure the cat doesn't eat them, my Cleo would eat them if I left them out, it became a big hassle as I use them for chips quite often.

You do realize I did see what you were saying, right?

mmmmm pringles... That's a good dip choice for pringles as well. >_>d