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funkmasterrex


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A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I should prolly cut my hair skittels. My barber, she's invited. I know myself within a single i can put your hair in IP man mode, help your ear, make more comfortable and give you a blanket and a cozy place. If you want a drink I'm currently playing with this warheads spray and i think coating the shot glass is a bad ass idea. I have to pick the whiskey first... but the word whiskey is tricking me into not thinking about bourbon
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Who said regular Waldo won't stab you? 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I never said any o' that i wasn't here there's just a poof... of poof so you know. I r Mantis bwahahaha ^^^
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Who said regular Waldo won't stab you? 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
oh had to learn, it it a bitch, of course... but maybe future mistkaes cann toe be frog-gotte\
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A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
you gonna surprise me with a crazy dinner or somethin? I'm ready.
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Gonna try and act normal 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
that's what the sunglasses are for.
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Who said regular Waldo won't stab you? 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
hecks to the yessss... successfully gave my uncle a grand tour, mentally exhausted my mom, watched one of the best final fours and a defense for the ages from a school that gave me a vaccine, my plant is healthy and I got to show off my lego sets w/o exposing her... My only complaint is that my back still hurts, but that'll be going on for like a month... so eh w/e
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A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
great thoughts aren't idle! lulz
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MOM! It has been eons 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
life hack: a moment before xmas ask for undies... 1) she still gets to dress you, but 2) nobody can see it unless you let them and 3) you won't get undies as a stocking gift.
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They must have never watched Shrek 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Hell the fuck yeah man!
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Hell sounds like a cooler place anyway 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
@bethorien exactly; The Bible itself just describes Hell as the absence of God, not all fire and brimstone, that comes from Dante's Inferno.
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How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
and king snakes play the game. (I know you thought i meant a cobra; I assure you I did not).
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I know you know "the prisoner's dilemma" as we've have discussed it.. that is a focused from of game theory... just with two instead of more... and with the addition of a new party it becomes more complex... Where you can really see it shine is in any vertebrae animal. Everything from mongooses
And imagination 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
No prob, just think you're missing out on fun
Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
BIG AZZ TEHTAHS. I even enlarged my laptop screen lmao
This is deep 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I need witnesses that see that you agree before the midget toss.
Not gonna lie it's kinda refreshing 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
bourbon doesn'give a fuck, eat cock harhar
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
If you've seen A Beautiful Mind or know about what Robert Nash did, it's amazing... the story that is... the theory is simple until the rules of the game change
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How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
i'ma just copy pasta <--- intent: since I cannot post URL links... Game theory is the study of mathematical models of strategic interaction among rational decision-makers. It has applications in all fields of social science, as well as in logic, systems science and computer science
Fun facts about german, Pt. IV. (read til the end before trying to translate it) 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
if that's the sound you choose.
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I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Wow. I get the Satan part, the rest... wow. What the fuck is up with the noodles?!? gahhhh
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I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
mia... that was an invitation to elaborate if you wanted too.
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Hell sounds like a cooler place anyway 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I think you have that reversed, but I'm so confused I stopped caring like... a moment ago. Don't take it personal, it isn't... I just can't today. I went 15+ rounds with my pastor uncle and my mom called the verbal discussion as a tie simply out of pure exhaustion listening to us. The REAL joke is... he hasn't seen Infinity War, which i'm bout to put on after he shares his experiences of his time in Dallas w/ the rest of the fam. This all started about longhorns, weed, gang signs, Harvey, and Great Expectations, Hacksaw Ridge, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, and wall paintings and LEGO sets. Literally nothing was how he expected besides a longhorn being a longhorn.
Edit: I really wanted to take him to Six Flags, but only got to drive him past it.
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Hell sounds like a cooler place anyway 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
but wait, it gets better.
Homemade Demon Sandwich 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This one's for you, Mephistopheles. It's a turkey melt today.
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What if snails had legs 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
...slowpoke drools.
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