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Cat gang 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
NO I DID NOT. That was the whole fucking idea.
I wonder why… 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
can confirm it still exists; it's like a really weird confirmation that your phone is outdialing.
Lolz 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's like how whales still have wrists.
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Lolz 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Ahem. Snakes actually do have "legs"; especially females. It's how you tell, so there is still the structure of a spine, arms, hips, legs, and the same spine from the head going into a tail. The first snakes burrowed; so they didn't have use for the arms or legs. You can actually still see this in a few lizard species; specifically species that want to stay underground. I guess they found mice tasty and avoiding the heat was a bonus; whatever it was they really liked it; since it continually adapts throughout generations.
@xvarnah is prolly much better at explaining; she knows more... but that's the tl:dr version of the MUCH longer one.
tl:dr snakes have legs, just smol ones.
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Teach them how to eat from earth 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
^--- what famousone said. I can tell you from personal experience people can be even dumber and do what my joke was; the other one.
Teach them how to eat from earth 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
feed this person to the lions.
Where’s Robin? 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
someone asked for batfood?
Looking up at this chandelier 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Presented by one Adam Warlock.
Lunch is served @catfluff 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Look at that face. That's a "fuck this" face if I've ever seen one. In fact I might steal this image and augment it so it's just the face, then abuse the crap out of it whenever I see something stupid on facebook; which is like ever other day, but they pile up; so it's like 10 at a time. This face is exactly how I feel about facebook but nooo family and picture... pictures of food. I do not give a shit about what you eat. Sorry if it feels I'm on a rant, but I am. so i'ma rant away til I get it out of my system. Sorry that had to happen here sir nelson.
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Keeping it in the family 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i'm not actually on a beach; when you're stoned on my patio it feels the same
Keeping it in the family 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
smokin weed on a beach friendo
Anti Vaxxers be like: 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
deranged? You're seriously calling me the deranged one when I witness what he did? He literally tore apart the part of CDC that was built specifically to stop a pandemic from crossing oceans. This is the same guy who; on a whim, violated a treaty to not weaponize space. The amount of damage he's caused to the worldwide population cannot simply be undone on a lie. The things that he's done; particularly the space thing, might very well mean humans surviving or going extinct; and you call me the deranged one. I don't mean to sound viscous, but I actually do care about the health of my fellow man. Will I go all braveheart over it? No; but it doesn't mean I don't care.
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Anti Vaxxers be like: 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I appreciate the links.
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Anti Vaxxers be like: 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
as in the horror, i would most def wish for everyone to be okay.
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Anti Vaxxers be like: 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
That's good; as I wouldn't wish what is happening around here on anyone. You all didn't have an absolute monster fighting against it for his own tv ratings though. If it didn't deal with money, Trump was batshit insane. He did know a lot about money; debt in particular, but ffs he wouldn't stfu for a single second. The media didn't help as they were just reporting the batshit stuff he was (technically is) still saying, so you got like 5 media reports on ever tweet. Even now, he is now encouraging to get the vaccine (something he could have done when it mattered), pondering a lebron sex change and talking about crowdfunding because his campaign is running out of money; money he actually can't run on because of his stupid election lies. He either claims he won a 2nd term or is asking for a 3rd, neither of which is possible without an amendment. There's no way in hell he'll get 37 states to agree. It doesn't help that most people in Texas (getting local now), are fucking retarded enough.
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Froggo Fun #521 - Straw Hat Season 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this frog is a winner. You should see my toucan; same hat... even have one for me but i don't wear it; it sits atop my arbore.
Stupid gravity pulling me down all the time. 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Imagine going outside for 5 min and not feel as if you're being choked.
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Can you repeat that doc? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
at least he's sorry.
Una tortuga 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I had a weird thought earlier.... can tortoise feel a back scratch? The can def feel head scratches and belly rubs, so why not back scratches? My mom's perspective is lack of nerve endings, but I contest if they can feel belly rubs, and their spine is still the shell, they can feel it. Then we got started on lobsters. A lobster may not have a spine, but has nerve endings, also has a shell and can def feel itself being boiled alive. Yes; these are the conversations I have with the people around me; I literally have nothing better to do. Becoming a male nurse might do the world better, but wouldn't do a goddamn thing for me and I'd wind up stabbing people with needles out of sheer hypocrisy and annoyance.
I'll take the whole chart 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
The only animal I ever had to kill was a possum. I felt really bad about it, but it ran in front of my car. I personally executed it myself after stopping and seeing it lying there.
Animals I have eaten, not killed by me, can't stand wasting a part of the animal.... okay cept that wasp larvae, I just had to cuz it was all sugary, I freaked a dude out (guy who mows my lawn), and it solved a wasp nest problem. Back on lawn guys, are lawns themselves necessary? I don't give a shit about a Karen complaining to the HOA... it's a waste of water.
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I'll take the whole chart 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
There's a reason we all love Harley. It's dead center
Anti Vaxxers be like: 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
maybe they coughed while driving and accidently swerved. The truth, again, is nobody knows. I think we can all agree people are dying though; it's horrific no matter. Go ask an ICU nurse what the fuck happened in a hospital and ask them if they would ever expect what they saw. The vast majority will compare it to something on protected lines of a battlefield; at worst you'll get an answer that sounds like triage simply because they didn't have enough machines.
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Hope he's not aiming for the legendary rainbow skin 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ahahahaha XD
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Existential crisis at the festival 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Oh, and yeah, of course this happens exactly where you think it does.
Existential crisis at the festival 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I raise you losing a pineapple under the sea and then finding yourself pondering on a beach.