The inimitable Douglas Adams 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I had to save onto my computer and then share it with every single person in my family. I love this so much, if I were confronted by the crack baby Chappelle talked about I would present the crack baby with this. I wouldn't even steal his crack to re-sell; I'd just know i made him laugh long enough someone couldn't buy some crack.
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Thank you, very cool! 2 comments
There be poop in them hills 17 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
did you know cat poop gives off a pheromone that makes you like your cat more? How fucked up is that? Total cat stuff: yeah hima shit and ur gonna like cleaning it up and then pet me. Ooooh yeah, right there; fuckin bitch. But u my bitch... now i'ma go cough a hairball, maybe some puke.
How fucked up is that?
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How fucked up is that?
Do. Not. The. Cat. Please. 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
So like a cat staring at a door, I saw like a tyrannosaur staring at a meteor; behold this flash of light; ended in the blink of an eye into grey twilight.
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Do. Not. The. Cat. Please. 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
hmmm... aging like a fine wine: better and better; pixie dust on my fine lines... of linen but this is particular for the beginning; you made and oof when you fluffed, don't blush, it's floofs. As my mood and attitude feel aligned I'm gonna keep shit poetic with these vibes...
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Cronch 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
just imagining the face of horror when he realizes is enough to send me into uncontrollable giggles.
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Eminem is a fashion icon 11 comments
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
literally impacts our survival, so before you speak think about Normandy beach before it was beseeched; what would have happened to the world? Would we have this plethora of girls? Girls eventually turning in to women; it's akin to the skin that's giving you the win. Wind..... earth, fire, ice, look into my eyes and then think twice before you lie... to yourself, might want some help but i'm a mighty guy who can help you with the mechanics of how to survive.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Yes. A magnetosphere is generated by an iron core. Without one, solar radiation would have ripped out atmosphere like dust billions of years ago; before life ever had a chance. It also gave us an understanding of MRI machines, which have saved countless lives.
Waterfall a bit away from where I live 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
with a waterfall like that, right around it is at least 20 ft deep, which is easily enough. 1:10 ratio for safety; plus since you'd land in a dive instead of a cannonball you can project momentum horizontal if needed. There's also the ability to flip and use that momentum to turn upwards. Diving is an art; and if you're wandering around across vast areas, one of the best tools in your arsenal.
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Waterfall a bit away from where I live 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it's not what you'd think. I'd stick as close to the waterfall as I could: erosion over time is going to create the deepest spot, and if you are free climbing, if things go south you jump into the waterfall instead of taking one shit of a tumble.
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Waterfall a bit away from where I live 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I'd take a dive. That looks fun as shit. I can already tell how I'd get back up as well
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He looks ruff 5 comments
Eminem is a fashion icon 11 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
well then; think you can fly? I'm a space bound rocket ship; Tell Hailie I'm out, but leave her the song.
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I found this way funnier than I should have 1 comments
Do. Not. The. Cat. Please. 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
we give the cat teh belly rubs until it either floofs or hand is seized.
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I said no, as i'm not pain. I've become... comfortably numb.