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These ducks are bananas 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this shit is bananas B A N A N A S
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Stop scrolling pls 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
cutest fucking thing i've ever seen.
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i love this too much 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
snakes out for harambe
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Active Shooter Buttoning Down 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
goddamnit Petey you're killing me!
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People should strive to be as good as rats 30 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
@natethegreat that NASCAR line killed me lmao
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Level: 10% 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol
Octo-Balloon 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
dooope
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Mmmh monke 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
be prepared.
It’s true 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
eh, some chicks weaponize it on purpose. That's when you just leave the crazy behind.
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Click 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
At least it's a movie that will gut you. As stupid as it is, it still manages.
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Boss battle music starts 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I happened to have that happen last night; these 2 mutant t-rexes would not stfu and die for like 30 min; it was a a hell of a raid. It doesn't hold a candle to the worst of all time, but man... t'was bad; had like 3 newbs doing weird things.
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Octo-Balloon 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
you best show us a pic of the tat; if not I'll talk smack in regular chit chat until you're no longer okay with that :O
Guy Gets Facial from Octopus 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
He's trying to be mad, but he just cannot subcum to such a conclusion.
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Camo 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
The fact is that the bear is about to do some far more terrifying is hilarious. You, thing i shall eat; you think this tree shall stop me?! *actually preps self to climb tree*
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So that's why 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ok, that got me laughing.
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So that's why 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
because it is a science notation.
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So that's why 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Never thought I'd be on a boat... now I'm doing flips with dolphins and believe me when I say I fucked Naya when she was a mermaaaaaaaaaaaaiid. <--- didn't do that, but the flips with dolphins I has.
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Mark Zuckerberg and his wife pose for their wedding photo 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the world may never know... now break me off a piece of that kit kat bar.
Almost everyone I know 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the second part is truer than the first; most of the tunes I jam w/ only have like 50k views. Fine by me, as long as I enjoy myself I don't give a shit.
Froggo Fun R #11 - Good Reason 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
oof, it is, this is best day to sell off items in ff14; prices peak.
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Wood you look at this 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
We are Groot.
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Zeus looking at everything like 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"wanna watch me fuck a girl as an eagle?" "No, not like Michael Vick, dick"
Different times back then 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
bite it.... do eeet
I love this advice 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and now I'm a Carnotaurus skull. Fuck. This is shit advice.
Go outsidere 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
My life would be better if this image floats away. If we burn it it'll sear into my brain, which is worse. Put that shit on a boat and let it sail aimlessly until it sinks.