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Haha 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
poli-sci might as well be a psych degree specializing in sociopaths.
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Finally came across this classical gem again 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
i could always push him down the basement stairs... the fedora is me being nice.
Wait a minute.... 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
freaking obi-wan lmao
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Based 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
only real men can rock pink, ice cream, hoodies, shirts, w/e; being upset over a color makes you a lil bitch.
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DW keeping it real. 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
most kids shows are incredibly fucked up just to make them tolerable for adults... bugs bunny used to run around in drag and scoobs and shaggy were constantly high af and no one bats an eye.
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Covid is a social construct 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
That is the perfect face for this, considering the whole scene. It's purely horrifying without being all stabby about it.
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He who dips his hand in the dish... 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
The book of Judas is interesting, Jesus told Judas to betray him.. obviously it was ripped out at the council of nicaea.
From dreams to reality 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
dinos ftw; just hope that bullshit student debt is okay.
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Finally came across this classical gem again 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
what a dipshit lmao.. i'd beat his ass with his own fedora.
breh 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
or apple... but neither are up there with VW... VW basically became a war machine.
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breh 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
idky u got downvoted, fixed it. I do agree that could be one possibility; people are assholes to begin with; give them immunity as an entity and... well.. holy shit mofrakis. VW alone has done more fucked up shit than the the entirety of humanity over the past 60 years.
Uncle Sam does the best he can 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
CONQUEST TIME MOFRAKI
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Lmao money printer go brrr 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
you do not me to joke; just know <3
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TFW you are taken from all you love to die in a pointless generation war 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
you thought this would be fun! HA!
It's not that hard to write "it's" and "its" properly 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
shhhh, part of the joke
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It's not that hard to write "it's" and "its" properly 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
should have not lawyered it that hard
Constituent pieces 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
i never thought i'd ever say drown a bee in cum btw.... yet here we are.
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Constituent pieces 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
ur cum, i'm cum, you get the cum, i get the cum, cum for everyone! cum for all the eggs... cum on a rock or tree if you want.. hell, drown a bee in cum....
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But would it infect the minds of those who see it, driving them mad? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
it wouldn't be in ALL of norcal, but who cares, it would be cool af and would be visible from space. i dunno how big it would have to be to be seen from crescent city, as there would be a shitload of redwoods blocking the view and the curvature of the earth, and hills and shit.
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Beautiful 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
i'd watch it.
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Simple as 27 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
can confirm; no idea why it's so satisfying, it just is for some reason.
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Tomato 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
it looks sooo cool, i could stare into her eyes for days
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Tomato 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
it gets even weirder, there is an even rarer genetic makeup where you can have blue eyes and not also be white... and then even rarer, but cooler, are goldeneyes. Yes, that's a real thing... the black chick with the airplane in jurassic world dominion has it
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Could be yeah 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
if consenting, attractive both physically and personality, i'm down.
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This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 year ago
ultron broke that rule, he got angry, killed thanos, then killed multiple dr. stranges, nearly killed utau and started taking over the multiverse then he started shattering universe for various reasons... the baseline being they simply annoyed him.