The legal drinking age here in Canada is already 18, and drinking is still a cool act of rebellion.

Well that's sad state of affairs.

Anybody else with a less autistic take?

I usually just microwave them with a cup of water.

Fair enough. He got *caught* cheating while he was screwing around in general matchmaking.

He wasn't cheating while he was in a professional match, he was just screwing around in general matchmaking and got caught doing some shenanigan or other.

I'll just make a quick correction to xvarnah's first comment, California and New York are, in fact larger that at least three Canadian provinces.

Yes, I read your comment, I'm not saying that it means a binary by definition, I'm saying it intuitively implies it.

Huh, Google confirms.
I will point out, however, that the definition you gave of trans does imply a sort of binary, as going from one thing to another is two things. It implies a line between *two* points specifically.

...Really?