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I smell that smelly smell 12 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Astroglide is thicker and lasts a little longer. Since there is no natural lubrications in the anus it will be needed the whole time. The vagina is naturally self lubricating, some times it just needs a little help. So ideally the the ky is great to get things started, while the Astroglide might be a little overkill. You can use both, on either, it’s just really a personal preference thing. Remember the sunscreen rules, make sure you re-apply every 30 minutes so you don’t get burns (just friction rather than sun).

Also since I’m sure there are people new at sex on here... NEVER go A to V! It’s just asking for an infection by transferring bacteria. Once you go to the back, you’re staying there or going to wash with soap and water before changing paths.
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I smell that smelly smell 12 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Dude that’s gross!

It’s also part of the natural aging process. It’s why lubricants are extremely important and make any sexual escapades more enjoyable for both parties. I highly recommend Astroglide for gay or straight ass stuff or KY Jelly for vaginal intercourse. Make sure to always use a water based lubricant, as petroleum based lube (such as vasoline or Wd40) can degrade condoms and cause skin irritation.

Remember: Every kiss may begin with Kay, but everything else begins with KY.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
I’m not saying he was terrible, but after e fiasco that was watergate, there was no way a republican was winning that election. Ford was the candidate and after being appointed by Nixon as VP, people just wanted out of that administration.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Be careful, I got down voted for that.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Carter was a terrible president. He only won because it was on the heals off Nixon and anyone would have beat a republican.
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Hot weather notice 3 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
This is EXTREMELY presumptive. How do you have ANY idea how complex my house plant’s emotions are?
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IOS 12...A row of numbers would've been nice, instead of all this shit 10 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
The pay requires 2 steps to make a payment, and the other person has to have an iPhone. You can also remove any of these you don’t want, but you can’t replace with numbers. Personally I’d rather have a normal number pad as an option when toggling between keyboards.
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Good news I wanted to share with you, but you're allowed to not give a f*ck 27 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
If she looks like ground beef, the name Chuck sounds appropriate.
And before you say this is a terrible boy’s name, that was Alison Hannigan’s characters name in “you might be the killer”
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Damn genes 7 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
That looks like a really fun afternoon.
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Awkwarddd 3 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Regardless of what State this is in, talking about marijuana is not a crime. Unless the dude has something on him, it’s perfectly legal. However if he does have something on him, talking about it does create probable cause to search the car.
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Dr. Marijuana Pepsi doing the lorde's research 8 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
She does not go by Mary Jane. I watched a documentary/news story about her a few years ago. Her 3rd grade teacher tried to call her that, and her mom came to the school and made the teacher call her by her full name.
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Dr. Marijuana Pepsi doing the lorde's research 8 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
This is actually horrible parenting by her mother. Why would you intentionally give your child this name? It’s almost like giving her a disability. Every time she submitted a paper or resume she has to explain this.
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A moose! 8 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
I would shit my pants!
Oxygen, you're killing me 33 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
@ guest_ What the fuck? Can’t a post just be fun and open for discussion?
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Type of cookie 5 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
That third one isn’t even a cookie!
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Everything 6 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Why does everyone care about forkknife? Just don’t play it and life goes on.

But memes without pictures? It’s basically no memes!
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Governments around the world 7 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
This is not “around the world” this is literally 2 countries.
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Occam's Razor 6 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
This is the movie It Follows, except you get sex not the money and it’s not a snail... it’s pretty good, I recommend it.
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And a side of herpes 3 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Well we found one of the buyers!!
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Look at this dude 7 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
You will never have sex!
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Look at this dude 7 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Yes
Understanding China's Social Credit System 16 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
So none of that addressed why they started at 600 not 0.

Did you know you can start a comment without the word “so?”
Understanding China's Social Credit System 16 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Why can you lose more point than you can gain? Wouldn’t it make more sense to just make it a scale of 0-700, and you start at 400?
Why didn't I think of that before! 4 comments
gayassshit · 4 years ago
Damn at least she didn’t throw a trophy at a $200 plasma TV.
Hopefully you at least took an audio souvenir!
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