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gerardfdickpickles


Ahem. Yes, it is I, Gerard Francois Dickpickles. Don't question it, just let it happen...

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Ancient Mayan statue has QR code on its face 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
*9 g a g ack. Here's a link to the decoding https://www.metabunk.org/decoded-statue-with-a-qr-code-head.t6728/
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Ancient Mayan statue has QR code on its face 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Pls where solved this, it's an ad.
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Saw these little guys at PetSmart today. I hope they get to stay together 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
I think they're suncheek conures. But I love that your cats are scared of birds.
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Procrastinators, unite! 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
And when you are wiser, you realise you should've done it earlier.
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Kind of gross 32 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
But there are no other marks around the brain.... Just those leading to it.
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Kind of gross 32 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Why are there skid marks underneath the brain?
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So f*cking majestic 11 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Actually the horse isn't that thin -no ribs visible, no hollow in his neck, no obvious muscle outlines... I'd go so far as to say that he's fat. But maybe the magic of photoshop played a role in making him look like he has 'no muscle in his/her life'.
Akhal-tekes were bred in the desert where they developed an endurance and athleticism that makes guest's point invalid. Sorry.
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I just stood there, baffled 146 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Your own better judgement?
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I just stood there, baffled 146 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
In an atheist's world, there's no-one there to tell you right from wrong. You have to think it out yourself. Morality is cultivated; not a set of given rules that are almost punishing for you to follow. Isn't it rather disappointing that a higher deity needs to personally inform you NOT to murder someone in order for you not to kill them?
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Little survivor finds a home 11 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Uhh... Sorry to pop the bubble but the first image is of a dead horse... It's not the same one. Just look at the legs; first one has a large white sock, and the one below doesn't. *hides*
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I just stood there, baffled 146 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Yas pls.
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I just stood there, baffled 146 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
I've watched this debate long enough, and sadly I feel like I must jump in now. Sublime, the general atheist community rather disapproves of using God's word to explain the world because to them, it's similar to someone who believes in Santa trying to persuade other people to believe in Santa because 'Santa said so'. Needless to say, it is not very convincing, and after a while, annoying. Also, evolution has nothing to with abiogenesis; evolution merely explains why life has progressed the way it has, not how it started. Simply put, it translates to 'Those with the means to survive, do. Those who don't, die out.' It is not anything supernatural.
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Toucan taking a break in a tree 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Aha thank :)
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Toucan taking a break in a tree 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Pretty sure it's just a sentient pod the tree produces as it reaches the 21st day of the 19th month of Pol'Beir. Trees drop their toucan pods at exactly noon and it is then the toucan becomes mobile. Prior to that date, they merely grow and observe their surroundings as inanimate lookers-on. The locals celebrate the newly-matured toucans with feasts, singing and dancing.
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So peple like organic food 22 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
No, guest. We had absolutely no idea and without your insightful contribution in this time of darkness, we would have forever existed with an unnecessary fear of dihydrogen monoxide.
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I just stood there, baffled 146 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
At the rate you're going you seem to be denying your own right to live.
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If you ever get bullied 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Stick to erection.
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Bullet 5 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
...And Superman's gingerly trying to pry him off
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I really want a cello 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
I'm so sorry but this makes me cringe... WATCH OUT FOR THAT POOR CELLO MY GOD DO YOU WANT TO SCRATCH IT OR BREAK IT OR CHIP THE VARNISH LEAVE IT ALONE hey the biggest loser thing was pretty cute
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Here's some free nightmares for you 7 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Let's do an experiment. Open up two tabs, both of google translate. In one, type 'cat head eagle' and get it to translate to Chinese. Copy that Chinese text. Now go to tab 2. Paste that sucker and translate that to English. Magic!
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Ah, thank you ^ ^
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Say D'aww 13 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
D'aww
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You done goofed 7 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
I like you, guest.
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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Is it just me, or do the second last and last panels have completely different art styles?
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No Promblem xD 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago
Nah mate our roaches have obvious wings....
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